Paris Contained

Paris was “reassigned” yet again. She never was “released”, you know. So it’s back to the klink. Apparently she is very traumatized by her “ordeal”.

According to Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” Hilton was also heard saying “It’s not right.”
Poor, dear. Jail is tougher on some than others. I have not a doubt that this is tough for her. 23 hours a day alone in cell with only yourself and your issues to keep you company can be somewhat difficult. Perhaps, dear Paris, you might consider paying attention to your probation requirements to avoid boring us in the future. God knows the media, won’t spare us.
Her attorneys are burning the midnight oil writing an appeal to filed Monday. But until then she is in the hoosgau longing for the days when she was free to grab her crotch on the French Riviera.
At least Robert Downey Jr. was entertaining.
And many thanks, Attie, for your shout out! You crack me up too!